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let's get retarded 

let's get retarded by Anonymous November 4, 2003

Ricky Retardo 

This is the Latino waiter that comes to your table at a Mexican restaurant who does not seem to speak English, and even their Spanish is incomprehensible. The make no sense, mumble in what should be English, but may be Spanish and leave you with the feeling that you are not going to get anything near what your ordered.

Gender: masculine

Reference: TV series "I Love Lucy" character, "Ricky Ricardo"

Etymology:

“Richard the Lion-Hearted”; “Richard Coeur de Lion”) 1157–99, king of England 1189–99.

1480–90; < L retardāre to delay, protract, equiv. to re- re- + tardāre to loiter, be slow, deriv. of tardus slow; see tardy
The host was efficient and sat us at a nice booth, saying the waiter would be right over. Little did we know it would be a Ricky Retardo! His English was a mix of nonsequitor words, but fortunately I speak Spanish. Unfortunately, I cannot understand the Ricky Retardo's Spanish any better than his English! Am I getting a side dish of refried beans? Or just the beans? I am not sure...
Ricky Retardo by jubchuQun December 3, 2009

Retardilio 

A spazz, someone who is retarded;You act like you fill sorry for them, but talk shit behind there back.
Damn Ben Dungan is a Retardilio, lets through rocks at him. OK
Retardilio by Chadd March 18, 2004

Retardify 

when someone stupid takes something simple and uses their moronic cunning to fuck it up.
I dont want to work with her, she is going to retardify the project.

Retardable 

An adjective describing someone who is adorable in their retardation
"So is a cat burglar someone who steals cats?"

"You're so retardable katie."
Retardable by peachykeenman May 18, 2011
People who make definitions about actual real people.
"Emma is a girl who loves MEMES"
"Yeah, fuck that, that's a complete no. Memes suck."

Seriously, retards, stop with this bullshit.
Retards by PI55 September 3, 2018