Autistic Fucking Retard

An individual who plays the autistic card while they themselves, are not autistic at all, but use it to their advantage to attempt to divert things such as prosecutions by the court. These individuals also parade under the disguise of

"independent media" to harass those who don't agree with their antics.
DonTard just cannot abide by his probation order conditions and then goes onto his News Now Canada Independent Media account and breaches them even more, his grandma, Alma Jean Robinson would be so disappointed that her grandson became such an autistic fucking retard.
by Dontard Hater October 24, 2023
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Retard Variety

The term retard variety is used when a bruh momentum occurs in someone's brain. It results in them having a sped mentality for a short amount of time.
I see you are of the Retard Variety!

Why did you grief my server? You are of the Retard Variety!
by Kumotta. March 31, 2020
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Sugar Coated Retard

A tank who calls no cooldowns, relying solely on voice comms to say, "I'm down."
Xadrion is a sugar coated retard.
by blickoo February 28, 2025
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Sev is a fat retard

Says shit like, "Ill say N----- if I want to".
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Tareted Retard

A "Tareted Retard" is a person whom is few steps below from being an "Ultimate Retard," if not more.
That guy isn't just stupid, he's a tareted retard!

Whoever designed this must have been taretedly retarded.

What the hell were you thinking? Are you a tareted retard!?
by Gamez_A_Gamin February 08, 2024
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Analy retarded

Sammy macdonald when she cleans up
Sammy is so analy retarded when she cleans its for pleasure
by Topside88 January 05, 2019
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Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
by sexy hexy II March 04, 2023
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