deez nuts

A meme/joke to pull on your friends which consistists of someone doing an action with your balls.

Person 1: Btw, what's your favourite pokemon? Mines is Gulpin.
Person 2: Gulpin?
Person 1: Gulpin deez nuts!

by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 8, 2022

nut milker

A person who tends to get every last drop of sperm out of a mans dick after he has had an orgasm

Damn, that girl wanted it so bad she became a nut milker

by BooqueefiusMcFaggitron August 26, 2017

nut roulette

when you nut in a girl and if she gets pregnant, she gets pregnant and if she doesn't, she doesn't. it's like Russian roulette but with sex

we were at that point in our lives where we didn't care if we had a kid so we played nut roulette

by gummy420 December 25, 2019

Vanilla Nut

The greatest coffee flavor

Also the act of nutting in your girlfriend’s morning coffee

“Babe what kind of coffee you want?”

“Vanilla Nut”

by Hampton Grey April 11, 2021

Nut or Butt

A phrase used to ask whether something is good or bad, with nut denoting good and butt denoting bad.

Person 1: Is my new hat nut or butt?
Person 2: That hat is nut for sure!

by swagmoneyplaya November 28, 2018

Nuts To Shoe

When your playing football with your homies and your dawg Marcus throws the ball , hits you in the nuts and it bounces off your $750 brand new pair of white Jordans and leaves a mark.

" Me Marcus and Tyrone were playing football and Marcus threw it to Tyrone but he wasn't paying attention and it slammed his nuts, and bounced off his new pair of J's. He couldn't get up afterward nor can he have kids no more. It was probably the most painful Nuts To Shoe I've ever seen.

by DatShoeManFrom1988 September 1, 2019

nut heat

Nut heat is best defined as covering with a blanket from the waist down and being forced to remove the blanket as the "Nut heat" is too overwhelming. Body heat but in the nuts.

Damn, I was tossing and turning all night cause of nut heat

by Heyitsmarcus November 16, 2017