two whole beers that night is a term used by men to tell their ultra light weight friend that he was drunk and disorderly or black out. the term is often used when the two beer query pisses him self after a night of drinking.
Jason: yo Lando, you passed out on the couch and pissed your self last night
Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!
Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!
by Rocheman4280 December 29, 2013
Get the two whole beers that nightmug. When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.
"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"
by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019
Get the Saturday night pork pie expressmug. 
Bad Night DEFINITION - What all the cool kids say nowadays no kizzy. Instead of saying goodmorning or goodnight you would say "bad night". This also means you have a cock and a pussy.
by Only Spit Facts June 1, 2021
Get the Bad Nightmug. by PapaTortilla April 24, 2024
Get the Darkest blackest night on the riverbedmug. the lonely/ tiresome feeling one gets as they come to realise that the never ending cycle of the week is gonna happen again
by ohno37564 September 25, 2022
Get the sunday nightmug. by Ñyçyñyçyñyçyñyçy July 26, 2025
Get the good nightmug.