Bone Orchard

The act of taking someone to the bone orchard. A euphemism for wanting to have sex with someone.

"Dude, I took her to the bone orchard yesterday"
As referenced on The Big O and Dukes Show. Now playing as a Podcast on at iTunes under the same name. Or at bigoanddukes.com check it out.

by umhumgum August 29, 2016

Bari-Bone

To angrily fuck a member of the brass section in any type of band or band-affiliate.

Dude where were you last night?
I was at the auditorium getting my Bari-Bone on

by Salty J January 13, 2014

baby meat bone bread sandwich

When a skinny person with a small penis whacks off while they have a yeast infection.

“Ey man how’s your yeast infection”

“It’s still pretty bad but I had to give in a jerk off last night. I made a baby meat bone bread sandwich”

by Jrnsmdbebs July 29, 2021

boned the pig

A metaphor for a TV show that starts out mediocre or even poor before becoming a strong show in later episodes and/or seasons.

The term originates with the show "Black Mirror."

"Community" is my favorite TV show, but it boned the pig and so never developed the following it deserved.

You'll love "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," but be warned that it boned the pig for the better part of a season before finding its stride.

by RiddleRider January 24, 2020

skin and bones

A saying used to describe someone that severely lacks any muscle or fat.

eat some fucking food niko you’re all skin and bones

by Soomst July 13, 2018

Poopy Bone

A euphemism for a mans penis after anal sex; A metaphorical saying similar to Funny Bone except specifically for poop jokes; a Markiplier Reference

"Man, That really tickled my Poopy Bone for some reason!"

by Sydrad July 23, 2018

Bone apple tea

Y'all stop slandering my language. It's bon appétit not bone apple tea or bone apple teeth or idk what bitches it's Bon appétit, get it right. Fucking Americans I swear y'all ruin everything.

"Wow you're such a good cook babe. Well bone apple tea I guess?"

"IT'S BON APPÉTIT BITCH IM GETTING A DIVORCE. JE HAIS LES AMÉRICAINS "

by Frenchhoeing December 18, 2016