by CARRIED_AWAY October 18, 2024
Get the Cookie Cushion mug.When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.
Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
by Thou Art That November 22, 2024
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Get the double chunk chocolate cookie mug.the cutest, sexiest girl ever. If you’re named cooki ur probably like extremely cute n petite n thick and nice as well
by cookiwooki December 11, 2024
Get the cooki mug.the cutest, sexiest girl ever. If you’re named cooki ur probably like extremely cute n petite n thick and nice as well
by cookiwooki December 11, 2024
Get the cooki mug.When your girl is taking a shit, and she accepts your dick in her mouth until completion. She gave you half a cookie.
Him “we haven’t had sex in forever”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”
by Cookie-monster December 11, 2024
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