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Joe the hoe

Joe Hull ( ‘Joe the hoe’) is best known in Northern England for his videos uploaded to YouTube and PornHub. In his most popular video, he inserts a pair of hostpital crutches up his arsehole. As a result of the shock of these videos, there was a petition in 2017 to ban him from his home town Harrogate, and some fans have created parody videos of him on YouTube.
Did you see Joe the hoe’s most recent video ? Yeah ! I actually wanted to vomit watching, we should ban him from ever re-entering Harrogate.
by Ken Riot March 1, 2019
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Smackdabooty Hoe

Male or female hoe like (or even lives for) anal sex while being spanked by various objects such as hands, belts, or even wooden paddles.
I went out with this one girl, Ida, fool but I aint kickin it wit her again. That trick dick pleasa is a smackdabooty hoe.
by skrilla nilla deala February 23, 2005
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Ho hoe

NOUN. Someone who lives for the holidays. They buy the biggest christmas tree, get the giant santa statue, and the candy cane colored pooper-scooper.
Jenny: I just love the holidays! look at all this stuff I got at walmart! red and green costumes for my dogs, cinnamon tasting cigarretes, the three kings christmas album

Phil: Holy crap thats some crazy christmas sh*t you Ho hoe.
by Lil' snoopy November 30, 2009
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average hoe

1.) A young woman that has nothing special about her or nothing that stands out
"You still gonna try to holla at Mike when you know he dating Kity?"
"Hell yeah! Girl, fuck her. That bitch an average hoe anyway!"
by Brittany_notyourgirl September 19, 2005
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upperclass hoe

A hoe that won't just have sex with you in a staircase. A woman who considers herself classy. So if you call her out on being a hoe she will be highly upset.
"She aint just any hoe, she a upperclass hoe."
by CassieMarie November 25, 2007
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Hoe-edema

When a female has sooo much hoe in side of them that they over load and become saturated with stack Hoe.
Dalissa was diagnosed with Hoe-edma
by This Dick January 13, 2004
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hoe boot

n: a female of questionable sexual virtues; may be used interchangeably with hoe bag, hoe, slut, whore, or any similar word
Wow. That girl is wearing a mid-riff-bearing shirt and butt shorts...she's such a hoe boot. She should have gone to college.
by ehh April 15, 2005
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