Yo you ever heard of that Michael Jordan guy? I swear, if he got another 3 or 4 chips, he'd be at David Udoh status.
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BloodLust David is on his way to touch you......
You:(*screaming) NOOOOOOOO......You've been touched
BloodLust David is on his way to touch you......
You:(*screaming) NOOOOOOOO......You've been touched
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