WHAT IS CAKE USED FOR?

CAKE IS FOR EATING. YOU DONT USE CAKE FOR SHOWER OR TO PLAY GOLF. OBVIOUSLY. IDIOT.

what is cake used for? cake is for eating, sally you idiot. cake is delicious.

by cambridge english master May 14, 2019

Wisconsin Cheese Cake

When your having sex you stuff your girls pussy with cheese, then have sex with her and cum on the cheese that is inside her pussy. You then take it out and you both eat it.

Dude “I made some Wisconsin Cheese Cake with your mom last night, she loved it. We saved some for you.”

Bro “Dude, cmon you know that only I’m aloud to do that to my mom.”

by xxxbigtityfucker69 December 2, 2019

Porcelain Funnel Cake

A type of painful shit you have after eating mexican or thai food that comes out in a long string that is in toilet with pee as well. The long shit tends to stay at the top like the batter of a funnel cake in the oil of a funnel cake fryer even more resembling a funnel cake. The added sugar is only if you want to not flush out of satisfaction and someone else throwing coke into it and it floats on the top

I just went to the bathroom and saw someone left a Porcelain Funnel Cake and it smells so bad!

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020

russian crab cake

Where you take a shot of vodka out of her ass, then eat her ass.

Bro, I gave cheese a Russian Crab Cake last night. I was so wasted I didn't even care.

by Themathman13 March 2, 2018

Fuck off cake

When you need to show people that you mean what you say and your not changing you mind no matter what,Even all the stupid fuckers in the world can understand this once it's been served up.

That cheeky bastard just asked if I could help him get a bottle of 7up from the top shelf
(What you say)
Gave him a massive slice of fuck off cake and told him to wait for his brothers to turn up.
(Yeah I'm scared of midgets too mate there always in a fucking gang)

by A-Cupid-stunt June 28, 2016

mexican cake boss

when the concrete finisher is taking his sweet time making the side walk perfect

I been here all day watching the Mexican cake boss finish the sidewalk to perfection

by AZwheelman September 3, 2021

Oreo Fruit Cake

When someone is to have two black guys in the front of a white guy and behind the white guy and proceed to fuck him until he is limp and cum is seeping out of him which making it a Oreo fruit cake.

We preformed a Oreo fruit cake on that guy.

by Boopiez April 8, 2023