dink touch boner poke

The act of one man touching, trying to touch, or accidentally touching another mans gear(weener), as well as a person thats acting like an idiot.

Carl: Dude, that guy just tried to touch my weener.
Joel: What a fuckin dink touch boner poke!

Carlito: Quit being retarded billy, you dink touch boner poke!

by crazy case May 20, 2008

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Boner Pill Adventure (BPA)

overdosing on boner pills(aka viagra), then going out to a public place (ex. a mall), throwing up everywhere with a giant boner, until eventually passing out.

dude, the boner pill adventure (BPA) last night was amazing i think an model was staring at my dick.- bpa-er

well duh, you had a raging boner, and you were throwing up everywhere.- friend

by drewzorz December 03, 2009

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giving out free boners

When a woman dresses in a sexy way.

Did you see Jessica's short skirt? She's giving out free boners today.

by jokeysmurf1969 September 30, 2009

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same boner different jizz

when the penis is still erect after the first orgasm and able to go some more for another orgasm.

That guy wore me out last night! He's got the same boner different jizz.

by peace and redhead grease July 14, 2005

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Boxer Brief Boner Broadcast

Often known as a B.B.B.B. or B4, it's the act of sending a close-up picture of a penis outline, visible through a pair of boxer briefs. The B.B.B.B. is most often sent via a social networking site.

Did you hear about the Boxer Brief Boner Broadcast from Congressman Andrew Weiner? He assumed that ladies wanted to see his penis outline through his boxer briefs. This is one B4 he will surely regret.

by Thants June 08, 2011

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