blowed shit

(1) An unusual act or series of abnormal actions that a person under the influence of marijuana would perform.
(2) Doing or saying something stupid and/or completely out of the norm, whether it be at the wrong time, wrong place: acting out; inappropriate

Me: Yo, I gotta walk my cat cause he was barking at the broom, but that's only when the squirrels walk to school. So I told the man holding milky notebooks that if my bathroom rejuvenates then I'll have a good amount of super glue in my wallet; all from my giraffe eating the neighbor's lawn chair
Friend: Bro, you on blowed shit, cause none of that made sense

by DrummaKing December 10, 2017

Super Blow

The highest game of football played in front of a large audience in which your home team doesn't make it. If your team didn't make it all the way this year then you can refer to it as the Super Blow.

I won't be watching the Vikings in the Super Blow this year as they choked in New Orleans.

The Super Blow is in February.

by Cubzfans19 January 25, 2010

blow pork

to shoot cum at such a viscosity that it imitates the consistency of pork

boney bob: i'm gonna blow pork all over your mom's face
sandy harry: this is why i don't talk to you

by soupmaster 69 February 26, 2021

Executive Blow Job

When your girl is dressed professionally for work and she gets down to slob knob without removing any of her fancy formal wear. She's giving an Executive Blow Job.

"Dam girl, did you just come out of a million dollar budget meeting? *zzzzzzzzzip* Awww yasssss babygirl, get it! Gimme dat Executive Blow Job! *skeet skeet skeet*"

by WhateverDuntCare February 4, 2018

Leadiculic Particle Blowing

When you wrap ground pencil lead in paper and then you make 2 ends like a flute and blow out a smoke cloud with your mouth. Must say Taste the Rainbow! before blowing even if it is not rainbow colored.

I wrapped ground pencil lead in paper and assumed position to commit Leadiculic Particle Blowing on my bully’s face, shouted “Taste the Rainbow!”

by Spumper bumper September 19, 2022

Blow-Goodie

Another name for Blowjob, said to submissive males. Usually said in Florida

"C'mon sweetie. If you do good, I'll give you a blow-goodie~"

by UprisingScrub September 4, 2022

Blowing your rag

Blowing your rag means a woman get's angry while on her period.

Woman: "Just shut the fuck up!"

Person: "Okay, okay, stop blowing your rag!"

by waazzuuppp November 9, 2013