A type of painful shit you have after eating mexican or thai food that comes out in a long string that is in toilet with pee as well. The long shit tends to stay at the top like the batter of a funnel cake in the oil of a funnel cake fryer even more resembling a funnel cake. The added sugar is only if you want to not flush out of satisfaction and someone else throwing coke into it and it floats on the top
by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020
Get the Porcelain Funnel Cakemug. by Themathman13 March 2, 2018
Get the russian crab cakemug. When a man ejaculates in a woman who has crabs and then eats her out. It's only a Colorado Crab Cake if the man does it and has no knowledge that she has crabs. If the man knows that she has crabs and they perform a Colorado Crab cake purposefully, then it is called a Pueblo Crab Cake.
Dude went on a date and had some Colorado crab cake!
Bro took her to red lobster and had Colorado Crab cake for desert.
He knew she had crawlers, and went for the Pueblo Crab cake.
Bro took her to red lobster and had Colorado Crab cake for desert.
He knew she had crawlers, and went for the Pueblo Crab cake.
by JTabd July 10, 2023
Get the Colorado Crab Cakemug. Similar to raining on my parade, or shitting on my dreams (stronger than the former, weaker than the latter)
I really want to go to the Pitfall concert!
Well, too bad, it is all sold out already.
Why do you always have to step on my cake??
Well, too bad, it is all sold out already.
Why do you always have to step on my cake??
by plsdontsteponmycake November 7, 2022
Get the to step on my cakemug. by Tia bestfriend November 6, 2018
Get the Cake and icecream bro!!mug. The act of a toddler blowing out his/her candles and sprinkling the icing with unwanted saliva from his inexpertise of blowing out candles.
Ooooh, did you see those birthday cake sprinkles? I will be eating the piece on the far back corner... the safety zone... I didn't ask for kid spit with my cake.
by quirky me July 31, 2010
Get the birthday cake sprinklesmug. 1. The act of giving anal to an Asian (Verb)
2. The act of aggressively eating a whole bag of rice cakes (Verb)
2. The act of aggressively eating a whole bag of rice cakes (Verb)
1. Yo, dude, when I went to Japan this summer and spent 90% of my time pounding rice cakes.
2. Yo, dude, my mom didn't go grocery shopping so I had to pound rice cakes for dinner.
2. Yo, dude, my mom didn't go grocery shopping so I had to pound rice cakes for dinner.
by tillymynilly September 19, 2016
Get the Pound Rice cakesmug.