Yo momma

Ugly

Yo momma so fat Trump used her as the border

by IcyMint May 26, 2018

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Get the Yo mommamug.

Yo mama

The earth was round until yo mAMa jumped

yo mama facking jumped on my grandma and broke her back

by Yo mama and yo daddy March 20, 2024

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Get the Yo mamamug.

yo

another way to say hi or hello

yo Martha, how's the truck

by lpqkwejrntmybuzkis June 20, 2021

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Get the yomug.

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024

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