Hanky Wanker

The British version of the Hanky Wank

Blimey! You’re quite the Hanky Wanker with fleshlight, aye chap?

Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.

by doctordual639 February 29, 2024

Alyssa walters

My ex best friend or as we would say befristend we may not talk anymore and even if we never talk again i hope shes doing well i miss her so much and im truley sorry for everything ive done and im sorry im such a bad friend amd im sorry for always being jealous so much if i could go back and make it where we were still friends i would do it in a heart beat and alyssa if your reading this i truly am sorry and am trying to change

Alyssa walters one of the only friends i had that new me more then i new myself she gave the best hugs and always made me feel important i miss her

by Deadhuman34 December 5, 2023

knox walter

a professional facbooker and a part time hustler

you remind me of "knox walter"

(you remind me of someone who facebooks and is a part time hustler)

by knox walter December 26, 2023

Phoebe Waller-Bridge

A bridge constructed by Phoebe Bridgers in 1985 in London, UK that connects fleabag to the priest. 5'10" tall, sexy af! You should visit...

Look, phoebe bridgers made Phoebe Waller-Bridge!!

by Adrinil January 13, 2024

Weenie-Wanker

Used to describe people of power or fame, such as politicians or celebrities, who don't have enough balls to do anything.

Person 1: They still haven't filled in the bloody potholes!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Weenie-Wanker!

by StupidLittleMan September 1, 2024

Prancer-Wanker

Used to describe people of power or fame, such as politicians or celebrities, who don't have enough balls to do anything.

Person 1: They still haven't filled in the bloody potholes!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Prancer-Wanker!

by StupidLittleMan September 1, 2024

dryrobe wanker

The dryrobe wanker (DRW) title is attributed to an individual who dons a dryrobe to project an image that they might partake in water sport related hobbies such as open water swimming, triathlon or paddling boarding. The unfortunate reality is in the majority of cases these caped crusaders live in land locked counties miles from a significant body of open water, and are more likely to be perusing the weekly deals in middle of Lidl. The predominant use for these quilted changing robes are more often than not either childcare related, or walking for their dog in it's colour matched dryrobe jacket. DRW evangelists ensure they conform to the pre-requisite outfit of beanie hat, DR and Crocs (usually in sport mode), with the ultra committed sporting a Volkswagen T series van with Dryrobe seatcovers. The less overt DRW is likely to favour the urban camo design to fly under the radar in public.

"Look Shazney, there's a pair of pink crocs walking themselves into Lidl '"

"Holy shit Carmel, look closer, that's one of them dryrobe wanker in a camo cape, owners gone into full predator mode"

by Gordon is a moron December 2, 2024