Tom Grover

you are so ginger, you look like a nerf bullet and you need sunglasses to look anywhere near your head

the sun is looking really like tom Grover today

by not noah tolly October 20, 2023

Tom

The most grouchiest old guy ever. He yells at his kids when he gets opportunity. Completes projects half way and make his “loved ones” finish them. And children are missing one chromosome.

Girl 1: See that ugly guy?
Girl2: Yea that’s tom

by Ihatetom11 December 11, 2018

Tomming

When one poops in public places

Why is “Jane” in the bathroom for so long? They are tomming.

by Tming October 8, 2022

TOM

Tom means trying to act cool before a date. When the moment is there to show up you just walk past the person while ignore him/her/them.

Friend: Hey, how was your date.
Me :the guy pulled a tom on me ... :(
Friend: aww what an asshole! He didn't even say hello when you approach him?
Me: No, he just walked away...

by TheHallwayman July 24, 2021

Tom Clancy

Someone who is a follower or worshipper of Tom Clancy. Usually a fatass who claims to know a lot about firearms.

I am a Tom Clancy and I have read his first novel, The Hunt For Red October

by YuOfTheNight November 11, 2019

bombasbastic tom

A bombasbastic tom is a very hyper guy.

Bombasbastic tom was hopping down the hallway

by Toeman00012 May 30, 2023

Unit of Tom

Approximately two hours of sleep.

A: Wasn't Will going to join us for the movie?
B: Yeah, but he took a unit of tom half an hour ago, so he's not going to make it

by Nono, that otherguy July 25, 2015