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Custard Creaming

When you are going down on a girl and your munching down that sweet pussy, the act of custard creaming is when you crunch down the outa vaginal flap (like the biscuit) and then make your way to the centre where you get the cream.
by Sissoko July 27, 2019
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Creamed Steamer

When an individual farts (or sharts) a hot cum load.
Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?

Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...

Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!

Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?

Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.
by BobShart July 1, 2023
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Cream Dev

There’s only One dev, To cream, Three words, For you. It’s Cream Dev.
Person 1: Cream dev, Crean dev, Cream dev...
Person 2 (joining in): ...CREAM DEV, CREAM DEV
by Cargon February 20, 2020
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Wrinkly ice cream

when someone takes ice cubes and puts it under their foreskin
last night she told me to do a wrinkly ice cream so i did it…kinky ass girl fr

i literally asked her ruda bro?
by thomas eddy June 6, 2025
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mustard cream

When you hit that millionth nut and get that holy nut(A.K.A gold nut).
Bro, I Mustard Creamed all over your sister.
by Porn_Nut December 26, 2020
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Soft Serve Ice Cream

The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.
Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???
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Boston cream pie

When Gronk is fucking Tom Brady’s ass but of course he’s wearing a condom because it’s safer that way. But then he’s super excited and he is about to come! He takes the condom off and spikes it super hard on the ground then comes inside Tom’s ass. Tom complains because it’s not part of his diet and the TB12 way. But those are the breaks with a Boston cream pie!
Gronk celebrated the super bowl victory by dropping a Boston cream pie inside the best QB of all time (GOAT).
by Tomgronk October 2, 2021
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