Sam Howard (Sambob)

a being that has a grossly high intelligence.
found in ambient locations and has an crippling addiction for protein bars. if you scream SAAAAMMMMMBOBBBBBB!!!! he will be summoned while playing smoke on the water.

Who’s constantly stalking me? oh that’s just Sam Howard (Sambob) you must have summoned him when you sneezed!

by Shygvy June 1, 2022

Sam

Sam is a 27 year old (28 on Sunday) man from New Jersey. He's 5'9 but will tell people he's actually 5'10. Sam hasn't been to the gym in over a month. In his free time, he plays music in the band Stitched In Blue, who have a concert on December 13th at East Berlin. Sam is disorganized and spontaneous, but writes it off as "hot girl energy" when in reality he has ADHD.

Person #1: yo are you going to the Stitched In Blue concert on December 13th? I heard Sam is gonna be there.

Person 2: Oh killer! He's what like 5'10?. And he plays piano!

Person 1: He actually learned bass for the band.

Person 2: Rad. That guy is a heck of a 27 year-old if we're talking before Sunday, November 28th.

by DefNotSam November 23, 2021

sam

sometimes u like him sometimes u just want to punch him in the face multiple times

i like sam sometimes

by Hue iron bolt October 8, 2020

SAM

Super fine
Amazing

My favorite

You looking like a SAM today.

by Mahharg March 3, 2020

Sam Dungey

Sam Dungey Is a beautiful young boy-o

Is that Sam Dungey?
Who, my boyfriend?

by UnknownT123 April 25, 2019

sam

the horniest yet loving mf youll ever meet. hes dry but trying his best to support and show me love <3 hes the boyfriend ive always wanted. he cancels plans to hang out with me and is very bad at remembering to reply when i message him. he is very energetic, he always runs at me to hug/kiss me and doesnt let go of me when i hug him. he loves me with all this heart and doesnt give up on me :) hell forever be my love <3 hes got chocolate labrador vibes and has adhd so he does things that can be seen as flirting by others but his heart is mine <3 he loves pokemon, cars and me. we always watch movies and cuddle in my bed... he doesn't understand my feelings because i have bpd but hes trying his hardest and i love him sm <3

me: i love sam so much.

by sam..smells December 1, 2022

sam

shut up u gsssssssasasss omg u loser shut up i idiot omg i swera to god if u dont i will jump off the golden gate brideg efroms uicide problesms like depression which yuou gave me becasue u dont shut up omg u retareted ass stupid ass lil cool kid :)

sam

by camerup September 30, 2020