The hottest of hots. Makes you wanna immediately take off your pants.
Will steal your bitch in 1.2 seconds
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Will steal your bitch in 1.2 seconds
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Jake Schneiderman is a extremely hot person
Emily "OMG Jake is so hot fr"
Madison"like honestly tho"
Emily "OMG Jake is so hot fr"
Madison"like honestly tho"
by CheeseNoodles4562 May 13, 2022
Get the Jake Schneidermanmug. Jake is a very funny person and always manages to put a smile on someone’s face. He can be very protective over his family friends and girlfriend. Jake can be very dirty minded and sometimes jokes around about it. Jake is a very loving person. He has them eyes that make girls look twice. Jake has a 9000 metre long dick
by Tyler38929 May 18, 2019
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Get the Jake and Logan Paulmug. A male human being who existes in the galaxy of the Milky Way, and lives on earth
He is very much one of a kind, and has light brown hair and large eyeballs with decently long eyelashes, he has a very big bunda and for some reason can never grow facial hair, he eats lots of unhealthy foods like squashies, jelly beans and McDonald, however for some reason doesn’t gain weight. He is very strange and also funny he has a very random sense of humour and is very strange in social situations. He has an appalling taste in music. He doesn’t have a good memory, and doesn’t really remember to change his clothes. Jake’s sound posh when they swear. He always pronounces his ings because he is strange. He is normally fearless and will try anything evenif there is a high chance they will get hurt. Altogether Jake is always truthful even when he wouldn’t be he sometimes offends people. Jake acts humanish
He is very much one of a kind, and has light brown hair and large eyeballs with decently long eyelashes, he has a very big bunda and for some reason can never grow facial hair, he eats lots of unhealthy foods like squashies, jelly beans and McDonald, however for some reason doesn’t gain weight. He is very strange and also funny he has a very random sense of humour and is very strange in social situations. He has an appalling taste in music. He doesn’t have a good memory, and doesn’t really remember to change his clothes. Jake’s sound posh when they swear. He always pronounces his ings because he is strange. He is normally fearless and will try anything evenif there is a high chance they will get hurt. Altogether Jake is always truthful even when he wouldn’t be he sometimes offends people. Jake acts humanish
by Jakeus_Snakeus October 3, 2021
Get the Jake (person)mug. Jakes are the nicest people you'll ever meet. seems to never have any drama with any and has an amazing smile. he has an amazing personality and enjoys playing sports. truly a nice kid that does not get involved in beef and is a very peaceful person to be around.
Person 1) I got issues with half the people i run into Im glad i meet up with Jake even with all this drama I never felt so at peace when am with Jake .
Person 2) yea his just as relaxing as the ocean
Person 2) yea his just as relaxing as the ocean
by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023
Get the Jakemug.