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Taking a Wauson

When you’ve been busy all day and finally get to drop a deuce and it smells like hot garbage
Man, i just got done taking a Wauson and it was glorious
by Theogeneshammer March 9, 2021
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I, Angel Jose Robles Order My Biological Mother To Take Her Teeth Out For Prostitution, I
I, Angel Jose Robles Order My Biological Mother To Take Her Teeth Out For Prostitution, I
by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025
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go take a selfie

An insult given to someone who's acting like the kind of person that would take a selfie or who's just acting dumb. It pokes fun at the term, "selfie" for being both pointless and ubiquitous on many social media sites.
(Person #1) "Hey, let's play some Call of Duty!"
(Person #2) "How 'bout you go take a selfie?"
by TheThingStanding November 19, 2013
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Mental take a house

An exclamation, describing dissatisfaction, confusion or otherwise bewilderment with current situation/problem.

May be found in Caryll Churchill's 'Love and Information'
You are taking a test, finding a question hard to understand, one could state "that's a real mental take a house"
by Infolover69 September 11, 2021
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Take off

Typically used on the east coast from Georgia down to Ohio. Taking off essentially means that you have just taken several hits of a joint. Take off is the act of getting stoned.
Person 1: “hey bro do you wanna take off right now?”

Person 2: “let’s do it man, let me grind these bud and roll it bro!”
by Twotenor December 21, 2021
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take care

(verb phrase)
“take care” / “gave take care” / “got take cared”

A modern slang expression used when someone (usually a boy) politely rejects, ghosts, or ends things with you in a way that feels lowkey respectful - but still hurts. “Take care” is what you say when someone ends communication with a vibe of soft detachment and emotional distance.
“She gave me take care after three dates and a playlist.”

“It wasn’t even a hard ghost. He just said ‘wish you the best’ and dipped. Full take care.”
by mhra05 July 20, 2025
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Taking a British

When you are simultaneously taking a piss and a shit. Modeled after the popular British food combo,fish and chips.
Friend:Whats buddy doing?
You:Sorry im Taking a british rq.
Friend:Ok.
by Shakingmyheadindespair August 24, 2023
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