by Wet4Jesus April 5, 2018
Get the Chocolate Nip Cookiesmug. YOU KNOW WHAT A COOKIE IS YOU FUCKING IDIOT
WHY ARE YOU EVEN SEARCHING THIS UP, FUCKING SHITHEAD
also fuck oatmeal raisin long live chocolate chip
WHY ARE YOU EVEN SEARCHING THIS UP, FUCKING SHITHEAD
also fuck oatmeal raisin long live chocolate chip
Guy: *searches up cookie*
Me: ITS A FUCKING COOKIE WHAT DO YOU NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND
Guy: Jeez chill your anus
Me: yOu'Re hEHehehEHehHEheheShehfkjsdfasdha gdafs ngijusdr hkf;njg
Me: ITS A FUCKING COOKIE WHAT DO YOU NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND
Guy: Jeez chill your anus
Me: yOu'Re hEHehehEHehHEheheShehfkjsdfasdha gdafs ngijusdr hkf;njg
by blast. September 30, 2020
Get the Cookiemug. yummy expensive shit in Hypixel Skyblock, its only purpose is just to make sure your money is safe or to make more money
mom can i get a booster cookie
timmy this is the 38th time youve asked for one please get off that game
timmy this is the 38th time youve asked for one please get off that game
by bean burrito with extra cheese May 7, 2024
Get the booster cookiemug. My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.
Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.
Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.
by MarinaCityBrian December 22, 2018
Get the Ass cookiemug. The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.
by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024
Get the Texas Mud Cookiemug. A weak-ass, flodging type motherfucker who acts like he about that street life, but is an undercover chicken-hearted lame.
J-Tee was acting like a hood nigga until that street nigga brandished that yawk and put it to his face. Fucking rookie cookie.
by DeadNGon3 April 28, 2021
Get the Rookie Cookiemug. 