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Buttcicle Nob Slap 

This is when a man puts his penis between the butt cheeks of the 'reciever' rubbing their penis up and down this is called a buttwank. The man then whaps his shit covered cock just as he is about to cum and slaps his nob end in the recievers face. This then leaves a nob like shit stain on their forehead like a mushroom.
Tom whap'd his nob between alex's round cheeks and rub furiously. He pulled it out rather quickly tapped Alex on the shoulder and then slap'd his shitty nob end in his face.

"WoW ouch you gave me a fat buttcicle nob slap it's actually left a fat imprint."
Buttcicle Nob Slap by Innit B November 24, 2006
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meat head slap 

The act of slapping a meat head, someone with a massive head, in the back of their head. Makes a good sound.
Hey i just totally gave him a meat head slap. He got owned.
meat head slap by Elliott Ayling January 20, 2008

Crack dick slap 

When the males genitals are covered in cocaine

and slaps the female in the face

causing cocaine to splatter on her face

making her feel worthless.
Jim: Olivia what happened to your face.

Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face

Jim: Yep I can see that

Olivia: Fuck you jim

Bitch Slap 

A "Bitch Slap" is for slapping bitches, be them men, women, and/or of the both/neither variety. America is credited with inventing the bitch slap, dawning from when the colonial rebels would bitch slap torries and say "Getteth the hell away from me lest I make you a woman!" The use of the "Bitch Slap" has expanded for use by gangs on rival gangs, vigilantes on wife beaters, and high-rank government officials at U.N. summits on reporters.
G.W. Bush to reporter: "Get out my face, bitch!" proceded by a back-handed "Bitch Slap".

National slap girls ass day 

It is not on April 7 and well it's actually not a holiday at all so lol
"Yo I'm a fukboy and want to slap an ass today"

"To bad there's No national slap girls ass day"

barbecue slap 

When someone puts barbecue sauce on the backside of their hand and then procedes to slap a unsuspecting person in the face with it.
did u see that poor kid...donnie drugs just gave him a barbecue slap right to the face!
barbecue slap by bevaloosa May 1, 2006