5 second rule 

If food drops on the ground, you're still allowed to eat it if it's only been on the ground for 5 seconds or less.

Person 1: Oh shit I dropped my pizza slice
Person 2: 5 second rule!
Person 1: *eats pizza*

5 second rule by joveblue July 10, 2004

pull a ruler 

To delete oneself in a rage.

Ruler Eric got mad and deleted himself. Therefore he did 'pull a ruler'

pull a ruler by ImNotZapp3 January 23, 2007

5 Session Rule 

A common knowledge webcam rule stating that it's okay for straight guys to jerk off with each other on cam as long as it doesn't exceed 5 sessions. If it exceeds 5 sessions, then they are gay. Derived from the "5 second rule".

Hey bro we can only do this one more time and then its back to x-box. 5 session rule.

5 Session Rule by High-on-AS January 13, 2008

naked man rule 

If you take a chick (if you're a guy)out on a date and it isn't going too well then take her back to your place. Then when she goes to the toilet strip down bollock naked and when she comes out, 2 out of 3 times you get laid.

Three guys go on a triple blind date
they each take their respective partners back to their flats and they meet up the next day.
1st guy: did you do the naked man rule?
2nd guy: Yeah . it worked BOOM
3rd guy: for me third guy unlucky

naked man rule by vulture boi April 30, 2009

runescape/fagscape

fagscape is the most stupid game i have everplayed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am serius you may like that shit but im sorry it is fukcing stupid

example: "jordan get of your fagscape acc and come outside" jordan "one sec i have to kill a metal dragon" "omg omg omg i got dragon pl8!!!!!!!!!"

"are you playing runescape/fagscape !!!!" "no"

runescape/fagscape by mr.smaterass May 15, 2009

runescape 

MySpace with dragons.

Runescape is to MySpace as Monica Lewinsky is to Bill Clinton.

runescape by Alexis Rose December 17, 2006

Two man rule

An aid for young straight males in order to define the age of a young looking peice of ass.
It is often done silently, accompanied by a knowing smirk, and a 'thumbs-up' by at least two people. It is now considered to be ok to go 'tap that ass'.
It'll hold up in court as well.

Jed: Look at that mate! she looks a bit young though....

Gaz: I'll TWO MAN RULE it.. (knowing smile, thumb up)

Jed: Allllrrrright! (Thumb up)

Two man rule by Jeddycakes September 17, 2006