taking a larson

Taking a shit.

Someone was knocking on the door when i was taking a larson

by Big guy 58201 April 2, 2019

Take My Cake

They want you to stick it in their booty.

"Brad, literally just take my cake already."

by CarcinoGeneticist13 April 17, 2019

Take your badguy around the corner

Refers to masturbating. Phrase coined by B Fudd on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show a Tampa FL based radio show.

When your feeling gummed up, take your badguy around the corner.
Last night while watching porn I took my badguy around the corner.

by Sand Digger May 3, 2019

Taking Mine

When someone is insulting or taunting a person. Or being insulted.

Arthur: Hey Camron! have you ever worked on AI?
Camron: Yes, I calculated 2 + 2 and got the answer 4. Isn't is AMAZING??
Arthur: Uh, my concepts of AI are very poor then.... lecture on AI for an hour.
Camron: Arthur is taking mine.

by CaptRog3709 May 4, 2019

take the badguy around the corner

A metaphor for masturbation. The term was popularized by the famous shockjock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly term for the touchy subject of masturbation.

I couldn’t get any poontang last night so I had to take the badguy around the corner.

by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019

Taking Out The Kids

An ominous text you get from someone: could be talking about murder, could be talking about fast food.

"Linda, I'm taking out the kids. They earned it."

by asdfghjkl0345 May 27, 2019

Taking a lane

Taking a lane is where you end up in a situation where you have a vape in one hand, a Dick in the other, and the smell of fresh semen on your face. Lane, stop vaping already. Your mother doesn’t deserve this.

*Marc, Lane, and Rod walk outside on a cloudy day. Marc notices the clouds.

Marc: “hahaha the clouds remind of how gay Lane is. Because he vapes.”
Lane: *unable to reply because he has Rod’s Dick in his mouth
Rod: “Wow. I’m really taking a Lane right now..”

by Lane Blow’Glee June 3, 2019