When your girl is taking a shit, and she accepts your dick in her mouth until completion. She gave you half a cookie.
Him “we haven’t had sex in forever”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”
by Cookie-monster December 12, 2024
Using a person to smuggle cookies from one region to another. This is common in countries that put a premium on certain types of cookies/biscuits such as the USA with McVites Digestives
by EverythingElseHasBeenTake August 28, 2018
by PedoPolice23 June 19, 2021
by The man that made Tropi-cookie November 24, 2021
burning spice cookie is so cool
by remysdreams February 18, 2025
An offer or invitation made to someone out of respect or politeness, with the expectation that person will decline said offer or invitation.
For example: I invited my coworkers to my party Saturday night just to be nice thinking they would say no, but they said yes and now I have to see my coworkers this weekend. Fml
For example: I invited my coworkers to my party Saturday night just to be nice thinking they would say no, but they said yes and now I have to see my coworkers this weekend. Fml
i gave her a cookie offer to come to a party with me but she actually said yes, so now i have to go with her.
by 8I December 17, 2022
At first, I was simply going to say that I miss you.
But doesn't begin to encapsulate how I truly feel about you because quite frankly, I am in love with you. I am in love with you in a way I can't fully describe. It is not romantic, but it is not platonic either. I am in love with your essence, with your existence, with you presence. My love for you feels beyond, beyond like the stars. You are impossible to resist, like gravity. How can I? The force is strong, but perfect in its precision. You are perfect for me, which is why I feel so drawn to you.
But doesn't begin to encapsulate how I truly feel about you because quite frankly, I am in love with you. I am in love with you in a way I can't fully describe. It is not romantic, but it is not platonic either. I am in love with your essence, with your existence, with you presence. My love for you feels beyond, beyond like the stars. You are impossible to resist, like gravity. How can I? The force is strong, but perfect in its precision. You are perfect for me, which is why I feel so drawn to you.
by Your Bunny Forever June 04, 2023