A little bitch who steals all the girls when he gets mad. He usually has a big cock, and always wants to fuck.
by Cocks are niceeee March 3, 2020
Get the Jakemug. A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.
I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed
by Informativity January 26, 2021
Get the Jake Spray Tanmug. to spank your monkey. to jake off.
"what are you doing?!"
"i'm jaking off! i'm about to gak everywhere!"
"why would you jake off in my car?"
"i'm jaking off! i'm about to gak everywhere!"
"why would you jake off in my car?"
by bonerpetite August 5, 2022
Get the jakemug. A term that originated in NYC that means "police". Unlike other misinformed definitions on this site, it's a reference to the Jack Nicholson character in "Chinatown".
"Cause I'll break your face (Uh-huh)
Have your ass runnin', mumblin' to the jakes"
-"Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent
Have your ass runnin', mumblin' to the jakes"
-"Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent
by 718Italian February 6, 2025
Get the Jakesmug. by Shfjebdjee April 9, 2019
Get the Jakemug. a person with: small p3nis, Alien headed noob man child who has no father. human/big foot, iq-2. record holding nose.
by pissyasshole1 August 8, 2023
Get the Jakemug. This guy is the biggest faggot you will ever get the opportunity to meet see a duck he’s sucked it. Like even Morgan Freeman hates him he’s so gay and he doesn’t even know him.
by Barry micockiner May 13, 2019
Get the jake suttiemug.