La Douche

one who engages in douchey behavior as a form of cheap thrills

"Did you see that guy piss on that car?" "Yeah, what a La Douche."

by Mustache McNasty December 23, 2009

A la Concordia

When a girl is riding a guy and farts on his balls, creating a wind trail adding extra sensation to his nuts.

She made me cum a la Concordia and I didn't even smell it! It was splendid ...

by Alumnut November 1, 2015

La Fonta La Julnt

To maintain sexual activity at a steady and rythmatic pace...

1) "Hey baby, let me hit ya with the La Fonta La Julnt !"

by ACreekLife August 26, 2009

La face creme

When a gets a females cum and rubs it on her face with his dick

She begged for an la face creme

by Rickybobby123456789 August 14, 2022

La Queka

La Queka is the perfect ending to any sentence since it can mean anything, everything, and nothing at the same time.

Richard: The situation is pretty fucked
Caballero: So what would your final thoughts be?
Richard: A conclusion? In conlusion... La Queka
Caballero: I want to cut your balls off and slap your face with them.

Or,

Richard: The situation is pretty fucked
Cesar: And why would that be?
Richard:Why? Because La Queka of course

Cesar: You are gay and I'm gonna tell everybody that you like Kelly and Sofia. I hope you die.

by RCRCMan September 11, 2020

Bunda la caca

Means a big booty lushus girl

Damn she got a bunda la caca

by Bigmac1728 January 27, 2023

La Junta Lead Pipe

A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.

“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe”

by WhiskeyFour February 22, 2023