post nut tiredness

when you have a wank and take a nap

"that was so good I have post nut tiredness"

by bigmanthings100 March 18, 2024

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016

The Post

The foretold social media (likely a video) post that will show the real beginning of the Apocalypse or WW3, likely a nuclear explosion.

The first post that reaches the internet about the Apocalypse in real time.

“Omg I thought this was The Post.”

by Stavka May 4, 2023

Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how

I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?

by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021

Post-Nuttius Clarititus

Latin for Post Nut Clarity, Translates to the moment of clarity after an orgasm.

I was fucking this broad and had some major Post-Nuttius Clarititus.

by Billy Adler September 5, 2021

No post-chugging chugging

A.k.a., never drive after you've "had a few".

No post-chugging chugging, unless someone else is behind da wheel --- i.e., you either have a friend/relative give you a ride home, or take a cab, bus, or other form of public transportation when you leave da pub.

by QuacksO February 23, 2024

Post boyfriend depression

When everything starts going wrong whenever you're not with your boyfriend. For example, you cry over everything and small things bug you, you hate everything whenever he's not with you and your starting to hate life if it's without your boyfriend

Person 1: Oh my god why are you crying again?
Person 2: Its Post boyfriend depression. I miss my boyfriend!!!

by boyfriendswifey January 8, 2025