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one-finger salute

Same as The Eminem salute, the freeway salute, the Jersy salute,
the finger, the bird, just to flip off the ones you really can't stand.

In other words , the middle finger.
There was many a time
That Roy Lee acted a prat.
Seriously, he was an older version
Of a poseur, a brown noser, and a really spoiled brat.

So, whether it was behind his back
Or right in his PLAIN VIEW,
I'd showed him my middle digit
And with no hesitation, too!

Though I had quit that job,
I've given him the one-finger salute...
Just to prove he's a big loser...
AND to piss him off, to boot!
by CDSmith1967 November 5, 2005
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five finger discount

got myself a five finger discount on a pair of Levi's.
by nick August 21, 2003
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Five finger shuffle

Holding your daddy part and thrusting, lots. Then you should cum.
I'll be down soon. I'm having a five finger shuffle.
by Charlie Bellow May 3, 2006
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Two fingers up

A pose where someone is putting up 2 fingers means they are madly in love with you
Did you see her with two fingers up in that photo? Yeah bro she wanna give you a big ass kiss
by Xl987532667800 June 5, 2022
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finger bang day

National Finger Bang Day is April 30th. Many people believe that it is merely a day to make your hand like a pistol and shoot your friends, but they are wrong. Finger banging is another word for fingering a girl's pussy, therefore this day is celebrating this sexual act.
"So any plans for tomorrow?"
"Well yeah! Tomorrow's National Finger Bang Day I'm going to get my pussy fingered all day long!"
by Emma0002 April 29, 2008
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Uncle Stinky Finger

The act of pooping, dipping tobacco, and beating off... AT THE SAME TIME!!
Everyday I wake up, pull an Uncle Stinky Finger, and then shower and begin my day
by Uncle Stinky Finger October 7, 2011
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Having Fingers For Dessert

After eating, the act of putting your fingers down your throat to make yourself puke.
Fat Chick: I ate so much food, I'm gonna be having fingers for dessert!!

Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night
by George Burnett June 4, 2007
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