by DanielTheDannyDeVitoLover October 15, 2019
Get the egg energy mug.(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.
I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.
by boggler January 24, 2019
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Can hold many beings such as chicken, bird, insect, and more.
Some egg consumable, why other aren't.
Is good with breakfast, as well as making other food, like cake.
Can hold many beings such as chicken, bird, insect, and more.
Some egg consumable, why other aren't.
Is good with breakfast, as well as making other food, like cake.
Guy: "Hey, you want egg during trying time?"
Girl: "Yes, I want egg for trying time."
Guy: "Too bad."
Girl: "What, you egg?" She stabs him.
Girl: "Yes, I want egg for trying time."
Guy: "Too bad."
Girl: "What, you egg?" She stabs him.
by PrismMaster24 November 6, 2019
Get the Egg mug.Son: Mommy, can you cook sunny side up egg for me.
Mommy: Son, your egg is ready!!!🙃
Son: Wat da! Is this srambled or sunny side up? This look like SunnyScrambledUp egg.
Mommy: Sorry son, I did my best but I guess my best was not good enough. 😌
Mommy: Son, your egg is ready!!!🙃
Son: Wat da! Is this srambled or sunny side up? This look like SunnyScrambledUp egg.
Mommy: Sorry son, I did my best but I guess my best was not good enough. 😌
by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 July 30, 2020
Get the SunnyScrambledUp egg mug.An egg that is made solely for a dog or other pet while one is preparing a meal. Must be made on its own and entirely apart from items prepared for others, or it is not a true private egg. E.g., leftover scrambled eggs do not qualify as a “private egg”.
Ex 1: Babe, could you bring me Eames’ bowl? I made her a private egg.
Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.
Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.
by g4ry_bus3y August 26, 2023
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Tom: You see that guy over there with the big ass dent in the top of his head?
Susan B. Ballin: Yeah, He looks like his mom tried to turn him into Scrambled Eggs
Susan B. Ballin: Yeah, He looks like his mom tried to turn him into Scrambled Eggs
by He really said glass of juice July 17, 2024
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