I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk

The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk 😤

Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: 😭😭😭😢😥😰😭😓😩😫🤤😭😭😭😭😭😭

by Urmommia June 29, 2023

Talks like sand and there is nothing to eat (Diborim Kemo Hol Ve-ain Ma Le-Ehol)

Origin: Hebrew

A saying describes someone who can't put his money where his mouth is; Talk a lot about something but take no action.

A: I promise I would do it for you.
B: Talks like sand and there is nothing to eat.

by Mainbase July 28, 2005

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

It is a moment in the comics where Jon Arbuckle was about to bake something in the oven.

"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
Jon said

by PsychoTurtle990 August 23, 2021

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.

You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011

you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit

the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.

POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.

by logao November 04, 2018

big black man having sex while you eat your mom.

fetish

NAH DID I JUST CATCH YOU HAVING SEX WITH A BIG BLACK MAN WHILE EATING YO MOMMA FR NAHHH JIT TRIPPIN BALLZ

big black man having sex while you eat your mom.

by REAL CHEESE MASTER February 16, 2023

Specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.

i hate you so much you specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

by megalabob March 09, 2021