Chocolate Dipped Ice Cream Cone

An ice cream cone placed into one’s anus, as a novelty, sexual pleasure, or whatever the likes.

“Hey Snakes, turn around, let me see something!” “Bam!! Chocolate dipped ice cream cone”

by GD_its_DG November 7, 2023

Cream

The weirdest way to say money.

"This is a robbery! Hand over your cream!"

by youcantusethisusername December 20, 2023

Too much of that cream

Having it too easy. Everything’s handed to you, mainly in a post office work area

“That route is nothing! You need to get him off that route. He’s been getting too much of that cream”

by Ofsuburbia December 25, 2023

the ice cream game

An intimate practice designed to alleviate tension and forge a profound connection between partners.

Beginning with gentle touches, each participant takes turns incrementally merging their physical presence with the other, akin to the slow “melting” of ice cream. This deliberate progression cultivates a heightened sense of closeness, fostering a tantric and deeply intertwined bond.

The game is complete once both partners are in full contact with each other’s bodies.

“You’re a little tense, wanna warm up with the ice cream game?”

by jofiewazhere December 27, 2023

Cherry Cream Ale

When you use a can of beer like a fleshlight and then ejaculate into it, then mix it up and offer it to your girlfriend.

GF: "Hey Babe can you get me a drink?"
You: "Yeah sure, you want a Cherry Cream Ale?"
GF: "Sure? I don't remember us getting them but I'll try one."
You: "Okay, give me 5 minutes. And maybe turn up the music."

by fufck January 1, 2024

sludge cream

A particular consistency of fecal excrement that occurs during menstruation or bowel battles. It resembles varied textures of sludge yet still creams through the colon.

I had to use an excessive amount of toilet paper today due to sludge cream.

by Moventure January 1, 2024

sludge cream

A particular consistency of fecal excrement that occurs during menstruation or bowel battles. It resembles varied textures of sludge yet still creams through the colon.

I had to use an excessive amount of toilet paper today due to sludge cream.

by Moventure January 1, 2024