Colorado Crab Cake

When a man ejaculates in a woman who has crabs and then eats her out. It's only a Colorado Crab Cake if the man does it and has no knowledge that she has crabs. If the man knows that she has crabs and they perform a Colorado Crab cake purposefully, then it is called a Pueblo Crab Cake.

Dude went on a date and had some Colorado crab cake!

Bro took her to red lobster and had Colorado Crab cake for desert.

He knew she had crawlers, and went for the Pueblo Crab cake.

by JTabd July 10, 2023

russian crab cake

Where you take a shot of vodka out of her ass, then eat her ass.

Bro, I gave cheese a Russian Crab Cake last night. I was so wasted I didn't even care.

by Themathman13 March 2, 2018

Wisconsin Cheese Cake

When your having sex you stuff your girls pussy with cheese, then have sex with her and cum on the cheese that is inside her pussy. You then take it out and you both eat it.

Dude “I made some Wisconsin Cheese Cake with your mom last night, she loved it. We saved some for you.”

Bro “Dude, cmon you know that only I’m aloud to do that to my mom.”

by xxxbigtityfucker69 December 2, 2019

cake cutter carson

A man and a myth. He does not need to look at his cake. He only knows where to cut.

"Woah dude we got cake cutter carson in here"
"How did he do that he didnt even look"

by MemeMakerMario November 6, 2019

coles mud cake

Beauty itself. A rich chocolate cake made out of luxury. Only the finest aussies can eat this. They also are always at at least one of your friends 12th birthday party.

Sam: Dude, I ate at Gordon Ramseys restaurant and I've never eaten anything better. Ever
Billy: Dude wtf.
Sam: What?
Billy: Dude.
Sam: WhAT???
Billy : coles mud cake is waaaay better than anything so shut up and don't talk to me again.

by wacky yo July 29, 2018

Porcelain Funnel Cake

A type of painful shit you have after eating mexican or thai food that comes out in a long string that is in toilet with pee as well. The long shit tends to stay at the top like the batter of a funnel cake in the oil of a funnel cake fryer even more resembling a funnel cake. The added sugar is only if you want to not flush out of satisfaction and someone else throwing coke into it and it floats on the top

I just went to the bathroom and saw someone left a Porcelain Funnel Cake and it smells so bad!

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020

Pound Rice cakes

1. The act of giving anal to an Asian (Verb)
2. The act of aggressively eating a whole bag of rice cakes (Verb)

1. Yo, dude, when I went to Japan this summer and spent 90% of my time pounding rice cakes.
2. Yo, dude, my mom didn't go grocery shopping so I had to pound rice cakes for dinner.

by tillymynilly September 19, 2016