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I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.

I'll tell them I never wanted it.
I'll tell them who you are to me.
I'll tell them that I'm safe with you.
I'll tell them...

"That man is my husband, the one person that has always been there for me, the one person that has always kept me safe, the one person who has always helped me through everything... Is the one person I can't talk to. The person I need I'm not allowed to see..."
I'm sorry, we have a duty of care, our primary roll is to make sure you're safe, the severity of these allegations-
"Have you ever done ICE?"
No...
"Well then with all due respect, how can you be the judge on someone's character when you've never experienced what it's like on that day, that mindset-"
I may never have personally experienced it but I have seen, quite closely, the effects of the substance and am very aware of it's effects. I know this is disappointing to hear, but we can't just wave a magic wand and make it all disappear, even if you retract your statement the allegations and severity of the case is so extreme and we have a duty of care to you.
I'm sorry, I can hear that I've made you quite upset.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023
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As long as you can live with it

Judgement is not mine it's God's. I can't guarantee it won't eat at you or destroy your physical appearance.
Kelsey: Hey I cheated on you at a party last night.
Matthew: I don't care, as long as you can live with it.

Kelsey: I know you were making a better life for us but I have a boyfriend.
Matthew: I don't care, as long as you can live with it.
by John Paul the Pope July 1, 2024
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An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022
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Bite off more than I can chew

Jordan, you a crybaby and a fucking sissy. If I have to come find your daughter to fuck her... She will not survive the encounter.
Hym "Did I bite off more than I can chew? No. You had a mental breakdown because you are none of the things you thought you were and now you are trying to collude in a fascistic capacity to LIE and try get everyone to pretend that I am not what I am. Which is: Better than you. Better than you. Better than your slut daughter. And it's east for you do do that because you're dealing with Christians. Because Chritians are inherently dishonest. Oh! Cripple! I forgot to call your daughter a Cripple. Cripple slut daughter. Daughter sluuuuuut!"
by Hym Iam August 23, 2024
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shake the can

checking in with someone about a decision, plan of action, or proposed change
Oscar: Hey Lex, I just wanted to shake the can about Saturday night. Is it okay to bring some more folks to the ping pong birthday party?”

Lex: Absolutely not.
by Cherrybomb666 February 12, 2020
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Can I sip your suul

When you don’t want teacher to know your asking your friend to rip their juul
Ted: Can I sip your suul?
Madi: yea bro
by Sipyoursuul March 14, 2019
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THE HOLY PEPSI CAN OF GOD

ITS AN AMAZING DIET PEPSI CAN THAT CARRIES THE FOOTBALL TEAM TO WINNING GAMES LMAO SO FUNNY #CANISLOVECANISLIFE
YOOOO THE HOLY PEPSI CAN OF GOD SAVES US AGAIN I LOVE YOU DADDY IM KIS YO ON DA LIPS UWU DADDY ILY
by H3IIY3ah July 29, 2022
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