giving out free boners

When a woman dresses in a sexy way.

Did you see Jessica's short skirt? She's giving out free boners today.

by jokeysmurf1969 October 2, 2009

same boner different jizz

when the penis is still erect after the first orgasm and able to go some more for another orgasm.

That guy wore me out last night! He's got the same boner different jizz.

by peace and redhead grease August 3, 2005

Boxer Brief Boner Broadcast

Often known as a B.B.B.B. or B4, it's the act of sending a close-up picture of a penis outline, visible through a pair of boxer briefs. The B.B.B.B. is most often sent via a social networking site.

Did you hear about the Boxer Brief Boner Broadcast from Congressman Andrew Weiner? He assumed that ladies wanted to see his penis outline through his boxer briefs. This is one B4 he will surely regret.

by Thants November 28, 2011

put your boner away

What your ex-boyfriend says to get you to text him back after you’ve been ignoring him

“Hey Lauren...uhh.. put your boner away and let me know when you’re gonna stop being a little bitch. Okay bye!”

by Emperor Tito January 17, 2018

big boner down the lane

Big boner down the lane

p1 "big boner down the lane"
p2 "thats the funniest shit ive ever seen"

by That one dude you bullied October 2, 2021

False Katy Perry Boner

When you hear a song by Jessie J and you mistake it for a song by Katy Perry, which gives you a boner.

I used to think that the song "Domino" was sung by Katy Perry, which gave me a huge boner when I would hear it. But then I found out it was Jessie J, so it was a False Katy Perry Boner all along.

by Dr. Gray June 4, 2012

Cadet shower-room boner

A Cadet shower-room boner is the raging hard-on a cadet gets when he hasn't taken care of his morning wood.

I had a Cadet shower-room boner this morning, but -- no worries -- another hot cadet sucked my dick!

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020