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confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.
He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class
by Arsurinya August 3, 2023
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American Alligator

The American Alligator is a large freshwater reptile native to the Southeastern United States. The American Alligators typically live in bayous, swamps, and cypresses, though, they are pretty much in every freshwater area you can find in the southeastern United States. In the United States, they can be found typically in Florida Or Louisiana. Contrary to popular belief, alligators are not green, nor are they that aggressive, those rightfully belong to Crocodiles. Or a close cousin to alligators. Instead, alligators are typically blue, to navy blue, to dark grey, to a black color. They are typically non-aggressive, and will flee in the presence of a human on land.

There are many ways to distinguish a crocodile from an alligator. But the easiest other than color and aggression, is based on the shape of the snout. Alligators have a wide and broad U shaped snout. While crocodiles have a narrow and slim V shaped jaw. Crocodiles also tend to have long teeth that can be seen both from the top and the bottom. The only place in the world where they are both are present in Central to South Florida.

The American Alligator (Alligator Mississippiensis), is also the largest species of alligator in genus and subfamily alligator (Also known as Alligatorinae). They are also the largest species of Alligatoroid in the family Alligatoridae.
The sign in Florida said: “No feeding the American Alligator hallucinogenics” or whatever that meant.
by FloridaMannnnn October 12, 2025
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French american international school

French american international school is a school were every single girl like other girls which leaves the boys to make out with their own hands. The mix of terrible teachers and racist students they sure make the 35,000 dollar tuition worth it.
Person 1 "who is that teacher crying over there"
Person 2 " I don't know but I think they teach at french american international school
by VOOODOOOO November 4, 2021
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trans-American

"My grandmother recently came out as trans-American. She moved here from China."
"Julio Iglesias, I support you for coming out as trans-American, but why did you have to do it illegaly?"
by usc boi November 10, 2021
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Two_Spirit (Indian To Native American)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Two_Spirit (Indian To Native American)
Person 1:
by TheGravelOfASoler January 22, 2025
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American Dick Trap

when you and a buddy use a pocket pussy fucking both ends at the same time, it creates a suction similar to that of a Chinese finger trap, forcing both parties to frot their dicks together inside the toy until they climax.
Tom: Hey did you hear Frank got a pocket pussy on the weekend?

Dan: Yea, me and him are gonna preform an american dick trap with it.
by Parallax266 December 5, 2022
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American Lawn mower

: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn
Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower
by Wolvesgottalong September 9, 2021
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