"Sam" is a sexy beast. He is loved by everyone and has a 7ft schlong. Sam is usually a blonde hair kid that does too many sports to count, that is why all the ladies love him (and some men). He is a great bum fucker and does it with a passion.
by Lil tays asshole April 21, 2021
Get the Sammug. Sam is divnoors best friend
by Meyourmumz July 19, 2022
Get the Sammug. The Split-Attraction Model. For those who identify their sexual orientation and romantic orientation differently, for instance biromantic homosexual, aromantic heteroexual, asexual homoromantic, or other identities along these lines. Some people wish to seperate their identities in this manner, however some do not, and are often called non-SAM insert orientation.
Kim: Martha identifies as a non-SAM aromantic, meaning they do not identify with any sexuality, and feel little to no romantic attraction
Tom: What.
Kim: She doesn't identify with the SAM. Just check the other UD links it'll make sense eventually.
Tom: What.
Kim: She doesn't identify with the SAM. Just check the other UD links it'll make sense eventually.
by nonsamtom April 25, 2022
Get the The SAMmug. A violent and badass girl. She has a really sarcastic/sarchotic and dark sense of humor so many people can dislike her, but she gives the best advice. She also has a sporty/tomboy personality and can kick your ass if she wants to. She rarely smiles and has the world’s scariest death stare. She is very smart so gets annoyed by dumb things that girls do. She prefers the company of annoying boys rather than prissy girls. Sam would rather break stuff, go skateboarding and play Assassin’s Creed rather than hang out with girls at the mall, wear makeup and go for girly sleepovers. She likes rock, rap and emo pop compared to stupid, slow love songs. She has grown up with 4 brothers/ cousin brothers so she knows how to deal with dumbass boys.
Sam is AMAZING.
by Jospixnajaopamx February 27, 2020
Get the Sammug. sam is not thick af
by fghjhgfdfghgfdfghgtfrd January 15, 2020
Get the sammug. 
