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The three sex workers who hang out with St. Nicholas at Yuletide.
The association of St. Nick as the patron saint of sex workers is a long one. Supposedly, the original legend was that St. Nicholas was a bishop who lived a few hundred years after Christ. A poor man with three daughters had few other options than to sell them into prostitution (so three hos: ho ho ho!) because that other (and nastier) sex-for-money scam, heterosexual marriage, would require that he pay money he doesn't have for a wedding for each of them. Presumably St. Nick paid for the wedding by anonymously throwing a bag of coins through the window. By the time of the third engagement, the father began to become curious and started watching the window to determine who was paying for all of this - so St. Nick outsmarted him by dropping the last bag of gold through the chimney.

Hence the association of St. Nicholas as patron saint of working girls, as well as of a few less desirable groups such as the pawnbrokers who profit from the poverty of others and the ill-behaved hellions who think they're entitled to free toys just because it's giftmas.
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HOT - T + ☕ = Hottie
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Ho ho

Little kid : why did you hurt me?
Fat man : ho ho motherfucker!
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Alternate name for a submarine’s fathometer, the device that tells how far down the bottom of the ocean is.
I was doing OK, but when the quartermaster called out a red sounding after checking the fat ho meter, I myself had a brown sounding.
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1. a person who guides/warns others about ho's based on his/her own experience.

2. any ho who gives advice on how to deal with other ho's.

3. a ho who reveals the secrets of his/her hoish ways to the inexperienced.
Thank god Jill warned me about that barmaid. She really is a ho sherpa.
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