Davide

Davide is a funny and handsome guy with a mustache. He's an amazing friend and he'll always try his best to cheer you up and make you smile if you've got a bad day. He's creative... Well maybe kinda weird and crazy as well but he's got the best ideas! You can always count on him because he'll put his friends even before his own health. (STOP DOING THAT DAVIDE) Whatever, he's more of a spontaneous type of guy and he never wins a bet so sometimes he ends up looking like a clown, a wet clown... Well let's skip those details... Davide is actually just adorable because you can trust him with everything and he's really honest and loyal... A true buddy but he doesn't sleep... Like never... He's probably a zombie... A cute and lovely one tho :)

Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.

Davide is always late for school.

by Goodsoup69 November 21, 2021

The David Argument

"The David Argument" is a form of argument that is made when you have no actual comeback or good argument, often used by people that has poor debating skills and usually ends up in the losing side of a debate. This type of argument often starts off with "says the guy that..." and follows up with a personal attack against the other person (sometimes against the other persons family members or relatives) with no correlation to the subject being discussed whatsoever. This form of argument is said to be originated from a individual that was called "David" hence the name "The David Argument".

"Why are you using "The David Argument", cant you come up with better arguments?"

" Oh you're using "The David Argument" now, shows how poor your debating skills are"
"Only weird people with no intellect uses "The David Argument"

by Boonkgangzoink5000 February 15, 2018

David

A very cool man. Usually very Hot. He can be smart. He is a good friend, and could be yours for 5.99 a month. Because they are too cool.

You- Davids are very hot
Your Friend- I know if I were gay, I would date him.

by Bravoss November 28, 2021

David

the man with the biggest dick in his land, his penis is very large

Girl 1:"oh my god,is that BBD(BIG DICK DAVID)?"
Girl 2:"it must be nobodies penis in his size!"

by Bleah12121212 August 18, 2023

David

David is someone who rides underage, gets them all pregnant and jail is his 2nd home

I swear on my grandads grave she was 16

David

by anonymous August 11, 2024

David

David is straight but he will accept you for who you are whether you're black white asian mexican straight gay lesbian transgender bisexual disabled suffering from mental illness etc he's the nicest

David is so nice because he helped that kid come out of the closet as gay to his parents

by Boogereater69 March 25, 2021

Juan David

Juan David is a person with an incredible style, he is cheerful, beautiful, perfect and simply radiant. All people think he is unreachable that's why it is so difficult to be close to him.

Be careful with Juan David, he is wild and a bit self-centered but nothing that his beautiful face and body won't make you forget.

Juan David is a really bad bitch

by Jhonbrown November 24, 2021