a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.
by rithmppig September 23, 2011
Get the Cal Chrismug. by will_xd May 22, 2021
Get the Chrismug. Hey Chris. It’s coming up to about 6 months since we broke up, and I don’t think there has been a single day where I haven’t thought about you and wished you well. I think what I miss most of just speaking to you, the debriefs, the jokes. I still think about you when I have news or when specific songs come on, although I am not sure that’ll ever go away. I don’t think I want it to go away, I think I will always love you. But I think that says a lot about me too, I think I have a lot of love to give, and I am forever grateful for you showing me that. I’m excited for the person I am becoming, I think to put it bluntly you were right I am emotional. I side of me I’m starting to love so much, I love how I adore my friends, I love how I cry at sad films, and I love how I still have space in my heart to care for people who might not feel the same about me. I guess I just wanted to say I’m always here for you, rooting for you, despite everything. It’s weird I guess I had no idea what to expect from a breakup, they didn’t lie when they said it was hard. I’m grateful for it being hard I think it showed me how much I did care, even if the way I showed it was different to how you wanted. But I am happy that I’ve learnt a lot, about myself. I’m starting to be more creative, and in tune with my emotions, and just peaceful. Finally. I hope you find someone who makes you feel incredibly loved and gives you everything you want Chris, I really do.
by admirer4youxox December 9, 2024
Get the Chris Conybearemug. 
chris is normally a person that is very funny and has a cute smile, he is funny (when he wants to be) and also has blonde hair, most of the time you’ll see a chris in a flannel most the time or sweats! he normally has abs (asf) and has pretty eyes, literally if you met a chris keel him. he’s a good person with a big heart you’ve just gotta give him time to open his heart up!
molly “have you seen chris today”
sarah “yeah i did, he talked to me for a bit and his pretty eyes distracted me”
sarah “yeah i did, he talked to me for a bit and his pretty eyes distracted me”
by a-sheisty March 16, 2022
Get the chrismug. Chris is an island boy
by Cdizzle8675309 November 23, 2021
Get the Chrismug. 