squidley bob

A person who over protects themselves for physical contact.

Austin plays lacrosse with upper arm pads to protect his triceps, what a squidley bob.

He also plays with a wooden shaft.

by Mr. Jazzy Hands March 1, 2009

Uncle Bob

A man of many evils, countless crimes, and a conesseir of child scented candles. He is a known terrorist, mentally retarded, and extremely wealthy. Extremely dangerous, and wanted in many countries. Do not approach, and do not be a minor within 100 miles of him

"Pipe down or I will give uncle Bob your location"

by The great and mighty quandale June 20, 2025

Dih Bobbing

A sexual position consisting of primarily two males. One partner is on their knees looking up and the other stands above them and drops their nuts into the other persons mouth.

"Me and Brayden were Dih Bobbing last night and it was so hot!

by SoyChudBoi420 October 9, 2025

bob

bob is a lonely guy.
bob just looks at memes on ifunny all day.
bob needs a girlfriend.

bob has no hair.
bob is 98.
you should date bob.

Person 1: Who is this guy named "oof_my_cereal" who keeps liking my posts on ifunny?!
Person 2: Oh thats just bob.

by Memes_cure_my_depression June 15, 2018

bob

bob is the strongest monster and he is the best

bob is bob number 15

by get_cowed December 2, 2024

Billie bob

She is a very kind girl but says "lol" allot.
She is funny when she wants to be but she's sweet and cute overall. If you find a billie bob don't let her go, mainly because her name is Billie how cool of a name is that?

omg Billie bob spoke to me today and i sit next to her how cool is that??

by noodelz._ October 13, 2021

bob the idiotic idiot

Bob is a annoying kid that asks for his turn if you have a ps4 if you say no he'll go to his mom and tell her and she told him if you don't give me my turn mom will unplug it

The definition of bob the idiotic idiot

Bob:give me my turn
Person:no who are you
Proceeds to leave the room to tell his mom
Bob:give my turn or mom will unplug it

by Ahmez20 June 28, 2022