Bear with a sore head

Being in a bad mood when you wake up.

You're like a bear with a sore head every time you wake up Sarah.

by Mr.OC June 26, 2014

The Wandering Polar Bear

When a man ejaculates into a woman's ass and it travels out the butthole down into the vagina.

She said she was involved with P.E.T.A. so I gave her "The Wandering Polar Bear."

by Polar Bear Hunter July 06, 2010

Electric bear chair

an electric chair with bears carved into it

an electric bear chair is the best way of death

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020

Teddy Bear Friendzone

This version of the friend zone is just what it sounds like, meaning that a girl (Preferably) is friends with a guy to the point where she only cuddles and tell feelings occasionally but never protrudes the question to engage in sexual intercourse or an intense make-out session.

The Strong Majority of females Teddy Bear Friendzone guys because they want to be able to touch something while they talk about their parents than the wall or a blank Tv.

by Grumpy Gril'la November 20, 2017

big bump bear

A member of the bear family who's footsteps sound almost exactly to that of a trunk with bump in it. The big bump bear is the natural predator to any other bear.

It was reported on June 3, 2003, that two teenagers in Pennsylvania scared away a grizzly bear by turning on their speakers to have bump in their trunk which then resembled the exact sound of a big bump bear which then scared away the grizzly bear.

by the maddawg January 05, 2011

Bear In The Big Blue House

A long period of defecation with an infinite supply of constipated fecal matter causes the anus to split open. Usually a fatal event.

Also the dankest TV show to air.

"We remember Daniel, who tragically died of a Bear In The Big Blue House attack."

by Ranky64 March 21, 2017

Pookie wookie bookie bear

When a girl is referring to you in a cute or romantical way (they def want sex)

girl -Good mornin pookie wookie bookie bear how are u >_<-

boy -Good morning pookie-

the end

by Ericbutcooler August 26, 2023