ur mam

a word to say to annoy somebody

Kate: my brother just died
Me: ur mam

EXAMPLE 2: hey bbg wanna go out
ur mam.

by semi-rhombicosidodecahedron July 17, 2023

ur mom

1) who im fucking

2) a milf

3) a sexy woman i have sex with

4) who i have sexual intercourse with

-ur mom is a milf
-wtf?
-i mean its not just that i'd like to fuck her, im already doing it
-dude what, im blocking you

by emoqueer October 21, 2021

ur cousin be fussin

The worst insult of all time.

Bob: You're mom gay
Steve: Your dad lesbian
Bob: Your granny tranny
Steve: Your grandpap a trap
Bob: Your brother a mother
Steve: Your niece obese
Bob: Your family tree LGBT
Steve: Don't make me do it.
Bob: Do it!
Steve: Your cousin be fussin
(Bob then explodes, barely leaving Steve alive)

by XxDiamondDavidxX May 29, 2018

ur mum

i ride ur mum all night long

hi son im going to ride ur mum

by urnan dictionary 12329 July 7, 2020

ur mom

someone i fucked last night

person: were you at my house last night?
me: yes, i was in ur mom’s room

by anonymous November 9, 2021

Ur mom

Ur mom is often used as a joke when people say anything

Person a: ''What r u doing?'
Person b: 'Ur mom'

or \

whats on ur to-do list

ur mom

by UR..MOM.COM August 21, 2022

ur nephew straight

The stupidest thing you can ever say, stupider than trying to drift a train.

Dave: Ur mom gay
Ben: Ur dad lesbian
Dave: Ur Granny Tranny
Ben: Ur Grandpap a trap
Dave Ur Uncle Queer
Ben: Ur Aunt Bisexual
Dave: Ur niece is obese
Ben: Ur Nephew Straight
Dave: Bro what the fuck
*Ben dies*

by baka baka May 22, 2018