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Ur mom

Someone who is dam hot and sexy and has 69 condoms flavour.
I slept with "ur mom"!
by Chip™ July 12, 2022
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by ur mom is hot 69 February 2, 2022
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Ur Dad

Like ur mom, but it's dad
Matthew: guess what
Jayden: what?

Matthew: I'm balls deep in ur dad's fat, juicy, hot, sexy ass rn
Jayden: choke
by urdadsfatjuicydick September 6, 2021
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ur-ban dick-tionary

when your suggestion gets banned for being insulting on urban dictionary
"joe deserved to get ur-ban dick-tionaryed. he made a post on liquid lava insulting 30 groups."
by Bill Chancelhuaser March 23, 2024
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ur mom

epick burn you tell people when they're being gay
person: you're a bitch
you: ur mom
by i dont like bread January 8, 2023
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ur mum

The defenition of 'ur mum', coming from the ancient greek mythology as 'ureono mummus', is a term often used by people who try to convince the person they are talking to, as a form or manner to tell them they are 'gay'.
'Hey how are you doing?', friend 1 said.
'ur mum', friend 2 replied.
by Banaan1234 September 14, 2020
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ur speces feces

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and ur grand pap a trap combined.
Every time this is said, 1/4 of humanity instantly dies
Frank: Ur Mom gay and ur dad lesbian

Patrick: Don’t make me do it

Frank: Ur Granny Tranny and ur grand pap a trap
Patrick: ur speces feces

*Frank vomits feces and dies along with 1/4th of humanity*
by KazuMys April 6, 2018
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