Tom

A tom is someone with a big penis with a loving heart that is shy around girls he also is funny loves mom's and has a thing for girls named kendall.

Why do you love mom's so much your such a tom

by Johnny cash lover 65 March 6, 2020

Tom Parky

Tom Parky is sweet like butter. He even has a hit single "Sweet like butter". You can download it on iTunes or listen to it on Spotify. He is also Earlswood's manager.

Tom Parky is sweet like butter.

by Gary on Holiday January 5, 2022

Tom Egly

A really pissed off guy that gets triggered at literally anything.

That Tom Egly is so upset.

by Drew Peacock 2000 August 5, 2022

Pulling a Tom Clancy

When your lifting weights and you have to fart but when you do, you actually poop yourself.

LOL hes Pulling a Tom Clancy!

Dude he just pulled a Tom Clancy!

by Sevenlost January 26, 2011

Tom Holland

An absolute sex bomb that is perfect in every way imaginable. Also the tiniest smol bean to ever walk this planet. Still cute tho. Lives with a Pitt bull that goes by the name Tessa who is the single most precious thing ever. Likes quacksons. Dances to “Umbrealla” by Rihanna in the shower while wearing a wig.

Also he’s Spider-Man “so shut your face”

Example: Tom Holland = perfection

by Cinnamonbeanthethird January 2, 2019

Tom

The kind of guy that would hook up with chicks then just go straight to the next one. Usually has a massive cock and wants to fuck the shit out of a girls ass, always says "yer harder baby" during intercourse. Can be a whore.

Oh my God did you hear tom fucked the while netball team, it was a reverse gangbang!!

by fucme6376142183128913111231 August 28, 2019

toms uncle

The pope

Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour

by Frudentag February 13, 2018