got yo couch

The man who has always got yo couch. You walk in, and bam! he's already got yo couch. Just unfortunate, buddy. Don't ask him if he's also got yo crouch - he's got a wicked crouch. Very nasty to behold.

Person A: Oh jeez. Jerry's got yo couch again, Person B.
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)

by GotThatCouch November 10, 2017

yo

another way to say hi or hello

yo Martha, how's the truck

by lpqkwejrntmybuzkis June 20, 2021

Up yo ass

The response you give when someone you dislike or just your friend ask where one of their possessions are

Katie: where's my pencil?

John: Up yo ass

by Imbetweenyourasscheeks February 9, 2025

yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024

yo mama

yo mama so fat when she sit on your phone it become a ipad

yo mama to dum she trid to clime mountain dew

by bluieh September 13, 2021

yo mama

a name said to prank or annoy a person.

What happened? Yo mama!

by common now December 15, 2022

Open Up Yo Neck

This phrase is typically said in a mugging in which the mugger will politely ask for your necklace or chain

"Ayyo Open Up Yo Neck!" *steals chain*

by Muggers anonymous September 6, 2020