Fire Toast

A fail (esp. a fail excuse)

Scotty made fire toast when he told the teacher his dog ate his homework.

by KcDaBombDiggity May 30, 2011

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make it on fire

When something that's on fire is better than it would be if it wasn't burning

'That tree house is so ramshackle, make it on fire !' Said when the tree-house is so bad, it would better be burning.

by brakkie October 27, 2019

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When you douce your uncles cock in lighter fluid and set it on fire as you jack him off

Ohhh daddy I used my uncles fire rod

by Firerod January 02, 2023

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Take a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball to it. The spiced rum and cinnamon compliment each other and makes for a good stiff drink.

Bartender, pour me a Captain's on Fire.

by Wandman September 05, 2021

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Order a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball into it. The spiced rum and cinnamon go perfect together.

I'm going to have a Captain's on Fire.

by September 04, 2021

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When 2 guys nut on eachothers dick at the same time. (Aka team fire)

Jackfuck 1: wanna have some freindly fire
Gaybo 1: fuck yesss
Gaybo 2: any room for a third?

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When someone has been so used up sexually that they've become unbearable to look at.

After years of being passed around every fraternity at the college, Sherry became a real Cum-Dumpster Fire.

by quiet33storm February 02, 2025

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