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Super straight

When you are only attracted to people born of the opposite gender. Another name can be PRETTY FUCKING STUPID.
Thomas: Would you date a trans guy?
David: No dude im super straight.
Thomas: Oh so you’re a retard?
by Narquil da boy March 14, 2021
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straight man

hes not just super but is also straight
why cant everyone be like straight man?
by straightmanislegitstraight March 20, 2022
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straight Goobin

The act of doing something silly, out of pocket, or comically dumb for the sole purpose of being funny or weird
That kid over there is straight goobin. He just backflipped into a garbage can.”
by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024
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Aquinas straight

A man who is only attracted to women would make good wives and mothers and only into relations which will conform to the Natural Law.

Casual sex, contraception, oral, and anything else that got a particular town or two wiped off the face of the Earth in the Old Testament, are all offensive to Aquinas straight people and their sexual orientation.
I've been confused lately, labeling myself as "Super Straight," which is really childish and offensive to me. I am not "Super Straight". I am Aquinas Straight.
by matkap March 15, 2021
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allegedly straight

Anybody who isn't out.
Person to two guys: You would make a cute couple.

Guy: I'm straight
Person: Allegedly Straight
by m999999999m November 14, 2021
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Straight Pipe

Removing a catalytic converter from a car in order to make it sound faster than it is. Can land you with a Section 59 if the police check under the car.
“That car behind me is deafening, is it an AMG?”

Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”
by 3Serie March 21, 2023
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