Small Take Kai

A Small Take Kai is a saying common among people who come from Reading, United Kingdom. It's used to describe someone who only takes a small portion despite there being an abundance of something.

Person 1: "Why did Josh only take two."

Person 2: "Yeah he's a real Small Take Kai."

by Hector_salamam October 30, 2023

It Is Occult To Be On Vacation And Take Individuals Out On A Trip

It Is Occult To Be On Vacation And Take Individuals Out On A Trip

It Is Occult To Be On Vacation And Take Individuals Out On A Trip

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

Take A Seat

Implying “secretly” that you want someone to sit on your face

I’d like you to “take a seat”… on my face

by DeeperMeaning May 27, 2022

Take oath

Take oath is a term used by travellers or gypsies to promise something like:

Oi you digymcoy take oath on ya mothers life you did not steal ma Charlene. You gorja

by Sugar shane on the mic December 28, 2021

go take a selfie

An insult given to someone who's acting like the kind of person that would take a selfie or who's just acting dumb. It pokes fun at the term, "selfie" for being both pointless and ubiquitous on many social media sites.

(Person #1) "Hey, let's play some Call of Duty!"
(Person #2) "How 'bout you go take a selfie?"

by TheThingStanding November 19, 2013

Mental take a house

An exclamation, describing dissatisfaction, confusion or otherwise bewilderment with current situation/problem.

May be found in Caryll Churchill's 'Love and Information'

You are taking a test, finding a question hard to understand, one could state "that's a real mental take a house"

by Infolover69 September 11, 2021

how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025