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Progressively Straight

Progressively Straight
/Pro-gre-siv-ly/ /Stray-ate/
adjectives

1. A Straight Heterosexual Man or Woman who finds out that they had Sex with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person) and accepts the fact they are technically Bisexual but, they prefer to be Heterosexual (Straight) and their ok with being in a relationship with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person).
Progressively Straight
noun and adjective

"A Straight, White, Cisgender, Heteronormative, Homophobe, Patriarchy, WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) Man who Fucks Trannys, Trans-women, Hermaphrodites (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, Worm Person), and Deep Throats their Dicks but, identifies as a Straight Man."

“You Phoque-n Lion Breeder!”

(You Seal Lion Breeder!)
by Nobody 🖤 January 4, 2025
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straight teeth

Having straight teeth means you are really good at biting the dick when you give head
Damn bro… she has straight teeth, shit hurt like a mf
by FuttBuckMe May 13, 2022
mugGet the straight teethmug.

demi-straight

an inclusive sexuality like demi-lesbian
that encompasses anyone whom wants to partially hold on to their straight identity
I'm a demigirl, but I used to be a straight girl. That makes me a demi-straight girl.
by suck_my_d33 June 17, 2021
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Francis and a Bmore straight jacket

When your fam from out of state, that are LEO's (3 stripes approved) or feds roll into Charm city around your birthday to celebrate. It can only end one way. With swat raiding a seedy 40 motel for hookers and dope...
I didn't realize it was going to be a Francis and a Bmore straight jacket birthday.
by Rubber padded cell February 3, 2022
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unfortunately straight

Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.

Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.
by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024
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straight booled on

Some one ate my shit sandwich
Nigger you got straight booled on
by Bool a nigger 9000 March 19, 2018
mugGet the straight booled onmug.

straight bread

When a person is making so much bread
TPolls out here makin STRAIGHT bread my nigga
by PsyMC April 14, 2018
mugGet the straight breadmug.

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