when a man and woman are performing missionary, and right before climax, the man punches the woman in the stomach as hard as he can, causing her to ball up (like an armadillo) and then ejaculates in side the woman in fetal position.
hey bro! I heard you Armadillo punched Amy last night! how was it?
oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!
oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!
by bigballscratcher76 December 2, 2017
Get the armadillo punchmug. by Jaetel the G February 18, 2019
Get the Punchedmug. Packer Punch ; is a crown hit by an establishment. The government and subsidiaries Packer Punch. Also see khayyam
The K.I.R. to it's nemeses, pledge they can Packer Punch when or if required, but blow it's cover in doing.
by Bryn Benn April 13, 2020
Get the Packer Punchmug. by xxEnzoxx August 25, 2023
Get the punching mattressesmug. Every 20th of december you are allowed to punch a woman in her boob (only if its a friend, because doing it to a stranger could place you in jail). It was made to couner kick dick day.
Guy: you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*
by Some guy named stevw December 19, 2021
Get the Punch boob daymug. a version of Punch Buggie game except its just an exchange of punching each others shoulder hard until someone gives up
shoulder donkey punching each others shoulder till someone gives up
a challenge of who can take each others hardest punch to the shoulder in a stationary position
a challenge of who can take each others hardest punch to the shoulder in a stationary position
by fun&game January 27, 2010
Get the shoulder donkey punchmug. When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.
by PedroOpposume June 1, 2021
Get the everlasting donkey punchmug.