National massage boobs day

You massage any girl boobs on Every other month and the holiday starts November!!!!!

Hi Girlllsss! YOU KNOW it's that month, last month it was skipped, so i get to massage your boobs! ITS NATIONAL MASSAGE BOOBS DAYYYYY!!!!

by Omran's lover October 16, 2019

Greenfield Massage

(noun) The act of anal sex. Refers to the backward nature of Greenfield, Massachusetts

My wife got really drunk last night. She even agreed when I asked if I could give her a Greenfield Massage!

by EggFucker003 November 5, 2019

Alessia Massimi

Found usually at her natural habitat of the Italian section at Woolworths. Alessia’s will become agressive once provoked usually by insulting her nails or refusing to sit with her at the Santa Maria graduation dinner. The Alessia is usually seen with a Cameron Moltoni lurking near by in a symbiotic relationship where the no benefit is provided by both parties.

She’s really nice, funny and pretty. What an Alessia Massimi

by Cameron Moltoni December 5, 2019

The massacre at Tuscaloosa, 1993

In the town of Tuscaloosa, 1993, a circus which brought those from all over the state was held with a record number of 58 Cs performing at once. But far right cheeto protesters attended the event and threw bottles at the cs for using their skin color in vain. Eventually, one c got hit in the head with a bottle and all of the clowns rose up in retaliation. Sadly, because they were southern americans, they all shot down the cs with their mandatory male affirmation personal handguns. It was a devastating event that marked the beginning of the first major C Reform Act.

The massacre at Tuscaloosa, 1993 was a tragedy.

by HimboActivist123 June 28, 2020

Disabled masses

Unable to provide employment for millions of people yet becoming a entrepreneur and stating a stand is torn down by police would you prefer theft and murder that you protest and cry about.

It's just Disabled masses

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 3, 2020

Disabled masses

Unable to provide employment for millions of people yet becoming a entrepreneur and stating a stand is torn down by police would you prefer theft and murder that you protest and cry about.

It's just Disabled masses

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 3, 2020

Roughrider Massage

When you get a back rub while you pinch a loaf.

One friend: “My back always hurts when I pinch a loaf.”

Other friend: “I’ll give you a Roughrider Massage.”

by Mr. Goonch6969 November 16, 2020